Worst Argument Ever

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/10/23/marijuana/index.html



"Apparently, it’s perfectly acceptable for a world-class athlete to endorse a substance like alcohol that contributes to thousands of deaths each year, as well as hundreds of thousands of violent crimes and injuries," says Mason Tvert, a co-author of the new book "Marijuana Is Safer." "Yet a world-class athlete like Michael Phelps is ridiculed, punished and forced to apologize for marijuana, the use of which contributes to zero deaths, and has never been linked to violent or reckless behavior. Why the double standard?"



The fact of the matter is Marujana is illegal! That is it! Phelps was not ridiculed because he was doing something that could kill him or harm others, he was forced to apologize because he was doing an illegal drug!

This is a horrible comparison; it doesn't actually even make sense to me.

iiii

can't help but to feel like it would suck to have to draw your eye brows on every morning



what if you didn't have time?

ha
have fun wit yo new grl

'you have something on your face'
...
'I think it's part of your grls eyebrow'

Haiku

kinda..


"You make me so happy I could vomit sunshine"
"I don't care if you could vomit a million dollars, don't vomit on me"

you're so sweet, would you be there to hold my hair back?

hmm

I do not care about you at all anymore.
But I am lonely.
And there are some really cute pictures of us that I can not delete.


You're a dick though.
So stop texting me.

This one's for you

A for Asshole!

You screwed up in more than one way, dear.




I bet the better you get,
the better you get,
you're gonna forget remember

You're always clickin' and pointin'
pointin' and clickin'
and clickin' that thing forever

You're always talking the talk
but never walking the walk
I-I-I-I I get so agitated
You're always thinking a thought
but then you say you forgot

You think you've got the best of me
You think you've got the best of me
You think there's nothing left of me
Check this you'll never get to me

You're getting mighty upset,
you're gonna regret,
the deeper you get,
the stronger I'll be.

You're always ranting and raving,
that nothing's worth saving,
constantly.

You're always talking the talk
but never walking the walk
I-I-I-I I get so agitated
You're always thinking a thought
but then you say you forgot

You think you've got the best of me
You think you've got the best of me
You think there's nothing left of me
Check this you'll never get to me

ugh

omg my life

I've

never really been the 'fag' type

but I can think of no better word

:)